I'm still alive, whaa??

Yeah, so I really had a lot of homework to do after not doing ANY this weekend.
... that's why I've been failing at blogging lately.

Sorry dears.

But I'm back! I promise!

You know why?

I feel FABULOUS!

You know why?

I just woke up from the best nap ever ever.

You know WHY it was the best nap ever ever?

I was wearing this:




I've been craving these since I saw them 2 Christmases ago on some friend on facebook that I haven't talked to in 4 years.

And now I have them!

*Love*


Oh yeah! I'm also doing fabulous because of my weekend in Thatcher with my loverliness, Richard!

I will tell you all about that.. probably tomorrow.

For tonight I have math, loving these footie pajamas, and studying for Psych 101 with Jarrett... and possibly some Undercover Brother if we're lucky.



If you have the means.. I highly recommend picking one up!
(Brownie points for anyone who can tell me who says that quote)

Today is going to pretty. :)

I get to spend the whole weekend with my familia!!!

And my honey bunches is coming with me! :)

And I woke up to a call from Shawna this morning telling me that if I wasn't her niece and a girl and 19 and she was already married... she would marry me. hahahahaha

And I keep laughing at the dream Andrea had where she was in this reality tv show with a bunch of people she knew from high school and such. But at the end Richard and I were in it and Richard was going back to this other reality tv show. But he had to do all these retarded REALLY not impressive physical feats. She was like, "I like Richard a lot!... but... this was just WEIRD! But you were soooo into it! He had on this tight muscle shirt and these cycling shorts and you were just staring and sighing."
HILAR.

And I have this song stuck in my head. Which I don't mind because it's the cutest thing ever. And it's already on my other blog... but I thought I'd spread the joy!

Mailbag!!

Dear Sandra Bullock,
You are absolutely adorable and I am and will always be jealous of your lips. I want them on my face. kthanks.
Love, Me



Dear Lovely New Acer Laptop,
Way to go with the whole having better speakers than my old stinky laptop that DIED.
Love, Me


Dear Snuggie and Slippers,
We are going to get to know each other again VERRRYYY well this coming winter. I had no choice but to forsake you this summer because you are just SO warm and cozy.. but now that it's FINALLY getting cooler, we can be lovers again.
I'm kind of stoked.
Love, Me



Dear Thatcher,
I can't wait to spend the whoooole weekend in you with my familia and Richard! (aka Monte Cristo). We're going to have jolly good times, I can tell.
Love, Me


Dear Shawna,
I am about to pee my pantiloons because I'm so excited to see you!
Love, Me


Dear Kelene,
I am super duper excited to help you with Winter Formal details. My little baby sister is finally growing up! awwww.
Love, Me


Dear Jade,
I miss your stinkin guts! Let's have a sleepover on Saturday when Ryan's gone, yeah?
Love, Me


Dear Richard,
Oh hey, I like you.
Love, Me


Dear Jarrett (aka Chocolaty Goodness),
I'm finally writing in my blog that you are the one that introduced Richard and I at institute.
Moral of the story?
Black friend + going to institute = get a boyfriend. I give you almost full credit.
Love, Me

Dear Bedtime,
I used to think you were just fine. We got along pretty well. But now I see you have done nothing but take and take and take!
Rude.
So I'm sending you away to a counselor this weekend and when I get back on Monday you better have shaped up. Because you need to change to something much much earlier.
For shame.
Love, Me

Do you ever...

... really really have to fart in the library?

... and the last time you checked no one was in there with you?

... so you let it RIP?

... and then you panic HARDCORE because what if someone snuck in while you were listening to music/dozing off/stalking people on facebook while pretending to be studious????

... or is that just me?

... Don't worry.

... I was alone.

Wanna know a secret?

I'm really excited to be a mommy someday.


And I don't like Oreos... or strawberries... or popcorn.


Also, sometimes I miss certain people so much it hurts a little. But I can't have them.


Sometimes I miss Rexburg and the snow and the frozen nose hairs. But mostly just the wonderful people I met there.


After a certain time of night... I just get really grumpy.

... unless I'm getting cuddled.. or I'm sleeping.


...I would probably have AIDS if I wasn't Mormon.


Jarrett thinks even if Richard shaved gang signs into his hair I would love it. FALSE.


AND
I'm falling asleep.
So I'm just gonna do that now.
:)

Good night, lovelies.

Math Break

Math is basically the bane of my existence.
It's wretched.

But wearing these slippers so that my freezing toes don't fall off from all the blood rushing to my brain trying to figure out the math problems helps.




And so does my She and Him station on Pandora.
:)


How is YOUR night going?

Once upon a time...

... I was the worstestest sister ever.

Whaa?

It's true.

Kelene texted me yesterday asking if I wanted to go to baptisms with her this morning at 8am.
Pshhhh heck yes!
BUT then I went on that date and I didn't get back to my car at Monte Cristo's until 1:30 in the AM.
and then I was a doofus and cuddled with him instead of going home right away.
Oh, I kill myself sometimes.

So I get home reallly late and then I can't sleep after that.
DUMBFACE SLEEP FAIRY WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME??
SO I texted Kelene at about 5am telling her to call me when she woke up(so I could ask her if we could do baptisms LATERRR)

So she did. And we moved baptisms to 10am.
Perfect. I'll wake up at 9:30, throw on a dress and get outta here!
She calls me right after 9:30 telling me she FORGOT her recommend. She was super upset and I felt so bad.
Then she told me she'd been there just walking around for AN HOUR AND A HALF because her friends had all been busy that morning.

Holy Hannah.
I felt awful.
She was just trying to have a good morning with her big sister and I was being SELFISH SALLY.

So to make it up to her I was gonna take her to Sweet Cakes for a little brunch!

..but it was closed.

So we walked up and down Downtown Mesa looking in shops and funsies.
I love me some Kelene!


She's so dang cute. :)



Kelene picked these out for me. How do you feel about it?



Don't you sort of hate it when your little sister gets HOTTER than you??



It was grand. Then we met Mom and Grandma at Sweet Cakes and chatted and overall had a marvelous time.

The end.